Thursday, 6 November 2008

the worst long con

This is the worst preamble to a long email con that I ever read. It's so flawed, it's almost poetic:




Dear,

It is with trust and confidence that I make this proposal to you because I have been very careful due to the sensitive nature of this transaction.
I am Ango Karen David, 17years old and daughter of Sir Ekpojuo David Ango, a reputable businessman who passed away in a hospital on 12th, February 2007. His sudden death was masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him during his business trip.



I was 4 years old when I lost my mother.


Before my father’s death on February 12th, 2007 he handed over to me all documents of his business and also told me that he never believed that his brother will poison him. He handed over to me the documents of his money which he left in the bank. The total fund is nine Million United State Dollars.(USD$9, 000 000.00). The money is still in the bank and l am with the documents. Please I need your assistance in the following ways:



1. To help me get this money out of the bank and invest it in your country.



2. To help me to come over to your country to continue with my education.


3. To stand as my guardian and business partner until I am out of school to handle any investment which you will set up for me with the money.


4. If you can help me with these three things, I am promising you 15% of the total money as soon as you receive the money in any account of your choice.
Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.



I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.

My sincere regards,

Karen David

1 comments:

Webmaster Staffing said...

I get tons of these scam emails everyday. The worst part is there is always a possibility that a person with no idea that this is a scam would fall into this.

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